Ninja Academy (1988)

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Ninja Academy (1988)

directed by: Nico Mastorakis

cast:Will EganGerald OkamuraKelly Randall

Θα είμαι συνοπτικός.Το “Νinja Αcademy” δεν βλέπεται.Ακροβατεί στο τεντωμένο σκοινί του απόλυτου τίποτα,αφού δεν είναι ούτε σοβαρό φίλμ πολεμικών τεχνών,ούτε σοβαρή κωμωδία,rip-off του “Police Academy”.Δεν αξίζει ούτε μισό Ευρώ που έδωσα για τη βιντεοκασέτα.Με πρωταγωνιστή το μοχθηρό “αδελφό” του Pat Morita(τον cult Gerald Okamura)και μια πλειάδα ανεγκέφαλων “ηθοποιών” που αποδίδουν κάκιστα το ανάπηρο σενάριο,το “Ninja Academy” ήταν dated ακόμα και στην εποχή του…

Η χειρότερη ταινία του Μαστοράκη μακράν…Στην πυρά…

Bottom barrel piece of tosh (mis)directed by Nico Mastorakis…

Ninja Academy is the tale of the struggle between two ninja dojos for adults, Chiba’s (played by Okamura) located out in the woods in Topanga Canyon and Chiba’s former classmate Addleman’s (Seth Foster) Beverly Hills Ninja Academy in Beverly Hills, California.Attending this session at Chiba’s dojo are stereotypical characterizations of a mime (Robinson), a James Bond-like secret agent (David), a Gung-homilitary enthusiast (Factor), a klutz (Jack Freiberger), an immature rich college student named Josh (Egan), and two bimbos (Kathleen Stevens and Lisa Montgomery) who had selected the school because it had been rated number one by a martial arts magazine. Addleman and his students seek revenge on Chiba for stealing their number one ranking and the new students must defend the school while Josh romantically pursues his teacher, Chiba’s daughter Gail (Randall).

Comedy?”Police Academy” rip-off?No way! “Ninja Academy” blatantly fails in each and every sector.It’s a practically unwatchable nonsensical flick,filled with supposedly comical gags that were dated even upon its release date.I can’t believe that there are people that will laugh with this one.If you want some good 80ies trashy comedy,then opt for the “Nerds” series or something like “Police academy”.

You have been warned

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